Dibs on Beorn.
all of the people i was going to see hobbit with either get off early or got their shifts covered
they are now all going to the 3D double feature
leaving me alone
to see the hobbit
HERE IS A DUET BETWEEN A SHOWSTOPPING COCKATIEL AND THEIR ACCOMPANIST HUMAN ON PIANO
BRINGING YOU A SELECTION FROM THAT FEEL-GOOD FAVORITE “MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO”
watch this and let it help you get through the hard times
thank you everyone for crushing my tampon dream
You know those popsicles that have jokes?
I’m gonna make a tampon version of that.
And make millions.
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
it got better
SNAILS OF SCIENCE UNITE!