Cosmo sex tip 243801: When you’re riding him reverse-cowgirl, aggressively whisper, “Now this is podracing.”
“He’ll be famous - a legend - I wouldn’t be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter Day in the future - there will be books written about Harry - every child in our world will know his name!”
I owe muscle man so much money
I guess I should go to sleep - Jack White
Fun fact. I stopped dating a guy cause he wanted me to watch all of battlestar galactica with him
By any chance, did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls