i had two glasses of wine and i cant feel my toes. im gonna die in vegas, theres no way

I was gonna clean my room tonight haaaha I do too much.
I’m not superman you know

daftpnk:

drinking doesnt make you cool

not drinking doesnt make you cool either

you know what makes you cool

having sex with me lets focus on that

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hekturr replied to your photo: I splurged on my favorite.

good choice young padawan

Jedi Knight*